Below is a real conversation between Jeremy and I, believe it or not:
Me: "So I am taking off work tomorrow to take care of some things before we move into our home."
Jeremy: "Like what things?"
Me: "Well, I need to turn off all our utilities here and have them turned on at our new place."
Jeremy: "What utilities do you need to turn on?"
Me: "Power, water, security, internet, gas..."
Jeremy: "You mean, those things aren't automatically turned on?"
Me: "No, you have to call and set them up. If you don't, you won't have any of them."
Jeremy: "Oh, I just thought the companies sent the bill to the house and whoever lived there paid it."
Me: "Really? How do you think our names are on the bills each month?"
Jeremy: "I never paid attention."
And, yes, he is an electrical engineer....