A Conversation with My Husband

Me: "Ugh... I can't find my phone again. Will you call it?"

Jeremy: "Sure." (Calls phone.)

I find my phone and proceed to place a call.

Jeremy: "Are you calling me back?"

Me: "Why would I call you back?"

Jeremy: "So we could talk."

Me: "But we are in the same room."

Jeremy: "I know..."

I think I might take back last week's post where I called him smart...